what a time to be alive

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
toastyglow
kingofthegringos-deactivated202

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

kingofthegringos-deactivated202

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it